WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 20, 2021

Oy!

Kid will need 4 breaks and get sick on the Dot candy.

It’s more beneficial than she knows. By focusing a while on a distant screen (or outside scenery), she is doing her eyes a favor. It’s especially good for their kid.

(I’m 6 months into my new career in contact lens development and am learning all sorts of cool things about eyes).

U. G. H.

Darn right, it’s different! Where else would you pay $15 for $2 worth of popcorn and soda?

$50 to watch a movie you could stay home and watch on tv for $5? Priceless.

Not unless it has subtitles. :)

She needs a chick flick, not a shoot up movie!

Screens are so much better when they come with the risk of getting covid! /s

Culture—on, behind and underneath every seat.

A dark theater is a great place to strangle a husband.