Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 15, 2021

It’s okay, ghostie. That Goldilocks is a crooked freeloader anyways.

He won’t get any action, under the sheet.

♫♪ I’m looking through you, where did you go ♪♫

Carry cash wrapped around the stem of your glasses.

There was a sweet lass from the coast, who tried to make love to a ghost. At the height of its spasm, the poor ectoplasm, cried, “Ah, now I feel it — almost!”

Makes sense he can’t carry a wallet, no pants, no pockets.. but what holds his glasses up?

“Was it something I said??”

She too much of a woman for a phantasm with no lower body!

Not really a good pick up line if you get my drift…..

Wow. Owen and Gary are neck and neck in the race for the biggest clueless loser. Tune in tomorrow, same scary channel, same scary time…

Ghosts and people have gotten together in bed.

So great… more Owen! Scary Gary best comic ever…

Your amazingly bad conversational skills mean that you bring it all on yourself, Owen.

The Young Lady was right to run for her sanity’s sake!