Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 01, 2022

Cartoon on a web page.

If I saw this in middle school at lunch time the milk would be shooting out of my nose with such force!!!! Funny Dan, very funny. You hit this one out of the park

“Mickey on a Mantle”? That’d be for us seniors. If it was Ted Williams I’d suggest ‘Geezer in a freezer’.

Dan, Very, very good. That Musky brought you back down to earth.

Mickey is wearing a Brooklyn Dodgers blue baseball cap. Mickey’s cap should be black with stylized NY on the front.

Cat onna hat, dog onna log, bird onna *urd ……… Can’t say *urd I got censored.

Hidden Valley just came out with “Ranch on a Branch”, a stuffed toy bottle of ranch dressing complete with a children’s book totally stolen from Pinocchio about a stuffed toy bottle of ranch dressing who wants to become a real bottle of ranch dressing

I kid you not

Elf on the shelf is the creepiest Christmas thing anyone ever came up with. This inanimate Elf is watching you to make sure you deserve your presents.

Elf on the Shelf, does seem to be the first step in getting kids to accept Big Brother watching them.

Genghis Khan and his horseman sitting on a large piece of wood—The Horde on a Board!