Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 14, 2021

Maybe they’re all satisfied customers, Horace.

I tried to sell some throwsticks online

But now I see, oh heck!

Just right early next morning

That stuff keeps coming back

Return to sender, address well known

No sale number, each one thrown

I had a sellout, australian style

Now I writhe worried because they come back in a while

They work – just not in a way that’s profitable.

and by-the-way did you remember to pay for shipping, Horace…?

It always comes back if it was meant to be….lol

Isn’t that why they invented Velcro®?

It was bound to happen.

If they returned on their own, then just sell them again. And again.

Whatever you do, don’t try to throw them away

What’s brown and sticky? …………………………………a stick. (I’ll show myself out)

“Boo me!” Rang in his head