Strange Brew by John Deering for December 10, 2021

The remote is a better listener.

“I’ve seen you ogling her double A’s.”

When I’m on my own, I have a romantic dinner with a loaf of bread, a glass of wine and a book. Or usually, something a little more interesting than plain bread. One of the pleasures to offset Spouse’s absence: The damn noise box stays turned OFF.

She’s been acting remote for years, so this wasn’t much of a stretch for Bob.

He knows how to push all the right buttons.

The chances of me finding this comic amusing are very remote.

Well, they do fall asleep together quite often…

Didn’t she know he was a control freak when she married him?

Shouldn’t it be a 3 way with the TV?

He just pushes my buttons and I can’t help myself….

My tv just “told” me my battery was low and time to change it.

There’s a fingering joke in here somewhere …

Better than the movie where the doctor gets caught romancing a sheep.