In Security by Bea R. for November 27, 2021

15 yard penalty.

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Well, make it 25 in a high wind.

“That’s it. Leave the stadium, go back to the hotel, and take a LONG bath. Even after that, no sex for you!”

Roy why are announcing that to the entire stadium? Also Charlene you sleep next to this guy, how did you not notice? …Actually don’t wanna know.

“Hey Sam can I borrow-”

“No!”

“Ellie can I-”

“You better just be asking for some of Al’s diapers.”

You’re riding on the roof on the way home, Roy.

His only mistake was telling everyone.

DISGUSTANTG!

Well, either use the men’s room and rinse them out, or go commando… quietly.

And, just what is it about a football game that made you think of undies?

Just turn them inside out, and you’re good for another two weeks…….

What a dip. This guy comes up with some really stupid stuff. You are upsetting Sedine, not a good idea.

They went all over the country in two weeks? Bet they broke a lot of traffic laws

Pfft. Sedine totally goes commando.

finally…a funny one!

Good grief, Roy… Even Gabby’s is embarrassed by you.

Can guys go commando?

Okay, after a day’s thought …