Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 02, 2021

“Leave it on! Leave it on!”

Something in my family’s heritage makes me feel purposeful wearing a mask in the bank.

Well, conversely, I’ve seen some women with beautiful eyes now that so many are wearing masks. Hard to tell their age, too!

For some the advantage is in the not talking.

In the other direction, the younger generations of stud muffins is having a different experience about what attracts them when everyone is masked.

“Wow! Did you see the pair of eyebrows on that one?”

If the masks came with gags, they would think you were smarter too.

When I visited my doctor I had to wear a mask, as did he. He checked me out and said “You’re looking good” I returned the compliment with “as are you” followed by, “I think the masks help”.

If muzzling up includes not saying anything stupid, you’re golden!

They were just shining you on to get a free drink. Your hairline and toupee give you away every time.