Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 10, 2022

I wear boots to avoid snakes. Now, I’m worried.

I’m always worried that there might be a spider in my boot.

For scorpions, it’s not a secret.

If your boots are filled with snakes I don’t want to be in your shoes…

That trouser snake fell down.

It’s easier for them just to slip into one…

As Woody the Cowboy says “There’s a snake in my boot!”

Wouldn’t that be redundant if the boots were made with snake skin?

Just not snakeskin boots.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

And tap-dance!

Snakeskin boots?