Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 11, 2021

“Beware of gifts bearing pizzas.”

I would have went with the pizza delivery guy first. Nobody turns down free pizza.

The hats are correct: Little Caesers ads always mention “Pizza, Pizza”, right?

Just put a six-pack on top of the pizzas and Bob’s your uncle!

So THAT’s what happened to Papa John.

Ooh, Greek-Style pizza. I’m in.

Nothing says comfort like the Pizza guy.

It’s Troy not Rome! Pizza pizza :)

PIZZA PIZZA!

Doh! You idiot! Those are Hawaiian pizzas with pineapple, green onions and ham! They will never open the gate now!

Here we have undeniable proof that the Greeks not only invented pizza, but pizza delivery as well.

I would have gone with a wooden Amazon delivery person!

Put a mask on it!

I am surprised there were no “large wooden badger” comments

Trojan Pizza? That sounds like the beginning of a bad porno.