Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for November 03, 2021

“Both” your teeth? You have only two??

Oh, I was expecting when he dropped it it would land in the toilet! (That’s why we keep the lid DOWN when not in use.)

Or I can tell the story of my brother-in-law who used hemorrhoid ointment instead of nasal lubricant…over and over.

Two teeth? That’s one more than what’s allowed in West Virginia.

Doesn’t explain why he was using her toothbrush to brush his teeth…

I can understand why he married her.

One time I mixed up the Ben Gay and the Preparation H…..

Couldn’t figure out why my shoulder shrunk…