Eek! by Scott Nickel for October 28, 2021

I find your lack of full size candy bars disturbing.

Full-size? Full-size? Why stop there when there’s Family Size and Party Size?

…with dark side chocolate!

It’s not fun if it’s not full size.

Some ape came along and beat you to them.

Darth’s intimidation method….

{“I will put all my candy in your bag.”}

“I will put all my candy in your bag.”

Is that Obi-Wan behind him in line?? Kid’s gonna need a clean costume! :)

I hear Ewoks in the tree, and they’re snickering.

ALL of them, NOW…….

Not a bad idea for getting full size bars.

What, exactly, makes something half the size of a thumb, fun?

Oh, yeah?

I am your bother!

Oh, yeah?

Zzzz. Do you want to see how clean a dissection a light sabre is capable of producing?

Oh, yeah? Clump, clump.

Damien Hirst, eat your heart out! Darth, you’ve still got it!