Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 11, 2021

I can’t understand why Agnes is always punished just for having a “Calvinesque” imagination!!

Agnes sure has a way with words. An old wad of gum. Turns into a Beautiful Blue Dachshund pendant for the Principals wife. She’ll get an “A+” for originality

Sent to the principal for picking gum off a desk? Nope.

The paranoids are out to get Agnes!

Treasure hunting during class is a no-no.

Finding gum won’t get you sent to the principal’s office. Throwing gum might. Also shooting rubber bands and throwing paper airplanes. Especially when those paper airplanes have pins attached to the tips and stick on some girls leg. Also thumbtacks put in the teacher’s chair when she’s not looking.

Agnes’ artistic side is really showing of late.

If necessity is the Mother of invention, Agnes must be it’s Sister.

that agnes, always gumming up the works…