Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 14, 2021

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    I don’t know if I can eat an ice cream cone again.

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    tudza Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Made this for something else, but why waste it? – https://tudza.org/No_Ice_Cream.png

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    kevin  over 2 years ago

    Just getting in a few licks.

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    PaulAbbott2  over 2 years ago

    That’s cold

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    mikeyman  over 2 years ago

    They’re screaming “EAT ME” so I do.

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    bluegirl285  over 2 years ago

    The horror…!

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    A chilling scene indeed.

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    boniface22  over 2 years ago

    That’s close to being Walls Ice Cream.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Don’t look now, but the bottom of his cone is… dripping!

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    Darryl Heine  over 2 years ago

    …for ice cream!

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    Chris  over 2 years ago

    now that is something worth screaming about.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    “It’s only a movie. It’s only a movie. It’s only a movie …”

    [Ice cream and ice cream cones don’t scream. … Or do they? Maybe it’s like they’re in space – no one (none of us) can hear them scream.]

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Will they lick the ‘monster’ in the end, or keep him alive for a sequel?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    How dairy he!

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    BJP  over 2 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0pfP_MD6xA

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    It’s better than sitting around waiting for your face to melt.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    @MarkParisi, I love your mind. You don’t just think out of the box, you use the box to travel to alternate dimensions.

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    Go for the brain, go for the brain!

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    Vilyehm  over 2 years ago

    They had to close the balcony because of all the soft serve.

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      over 2 years ago

    They’re all having a meltdown.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago

    OMG, this is brilliant!

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