Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 07, 2021

Can you believe they’re actually getting away with this? Not that it’s a problem of course.

But they’re not equally beautiful no matter what parts of them are visible. If they were, Lord Splendid Humility wouldn’t let his horn stick out.

Having second thoughts, Marigold ?

Nope Phoebe. No ifs ands or butts:-(.

The award is for the biggest and cutest bottom. “I like big butts and I cannot lie…”!

If that flyer had Lord Splendid Humility, his horn would be shown on the border thereof.

Backhanded /backsided compliment

For centuries unicorns will talk about Marigold’s flyers and how that influenced their society.

Marigold, you really put your hoof in it this time!!

Not her best side, but!

The plot thickens.

Yup.

Looks like a bum deal to me.

Mari has been outflanked!

Outflank the competition.

“Oooh, coconut chocolate!”

[chomp!]

“Uh, that’s Todd that makes candy.”

If Youtube videos where the thumbnail is just a butt can get millions of views, then I think you have a real chance with that photo, Marigold.

Having some regrets about saying that now, are we, Marigold?

Personally though, I’m expecting this to totally work. ;)

I’m not sure what the selection process en-tails, butt I’m sure Mari’s entry will t-rump all others!

I clicked on today’s strip, and a bunch of Wrangler ads popped up. Just saying…

Hm, what so you think? Any chances that Phoebe gets awarded? We know that following unicorn law she is considered an unicorn herself, we had a court order about that. :XD

Not her best angle in my opinion, but good luck……

93rd upside down <333

Her hind quarters are beautifully formed.

“No ifs, ands, or b—-s about it!”

Butt there’s a problem here.