Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 09, 2021

You could do it for him, Gary….

Seriously, the best kitchen-tool I ever invested in, less than two euros, a pair of bamboo toast tongs…

Subliminal safety message!

Hey, this isn’t a political cartoon. Why is Nancy Pelosi in it? :)

That was me yesterday, but I used a fork to dislodge the stuck waffle.

Leave the tricky stuff to a professional.

Things are looking pretty grim. Maybe if he had his tongue sticking out a little..

Better safe than sorry. OR, you could just unplug it…..

I wonder what Leopold puts on his toast? The tears of the tortured?

Death doesn’t kill he just harvests souls as any psychopomp does to escort them to the Land of the Dead

“Stupid deaths, Stupid deaths”

Yep, sometimes you got to bring in an expert.

—One of Leopold’s more practical solutions….