Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 28, 2021

Doesn’t that school district provide tutors for students like Agnes? Makes me wonder where Granny’s (and others’) tax $$$ go.

Agnes! IHOP just posted a cease & desist statement on Twitter!

The principal wants Agnes to stay after school and make her some pancakes in the school cafeteria. She thinks Agnes may be on to something big.

There’s no such thing as stale pancakes. Just soak them in butter and syrup, staleness will be all gone.

Applied incongruency.

a waffle works better…

But will it work on scaly heels? On the feet that is.

Makes one wonder how stale “stale” is.

Hmm, my elbows are in need of some exfoliation…

You mean that wasn’t the assignment??

I prefer a blueberry muffin. But hey, thats just me.

Hey, everybody, pop quiz:

Does Agnes spend so much time with the principal because (a) she’s in trouble for not doing her homework; (b) her teacher thinks her observations (see panel 2) as her way of mouthing off; or © because the teacher will jump at any opportunity to get her out of the classroom?

(Hint: There is no wrong answer.)

Agnes is a special case why the teacher has the principal on speed dial.