Reminds me of a small company where I worked, who “solved” their cashflow and loss of managers problems with one swell idea: they sold promotions. $5000 for a manager’s position, $10,000 to be a Director, and up to $100,000 for Vice President. The owners called it “having skin in the game”. Ended up with several new bosses whose qualifications were only the strengths of their bank accounts… yeah, the company went downhill fast, and when the company went bankrupt only the owners came out ahead…
Superfrog over 2 years ago
If we can pay you, we can fire you.
gammaguy over 2 years ago
Beware of “false profits”.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
they probably need to put paid to that idea…
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 2 years ago
“We’re rejecting it out of hand, boss… and [makes a familiar gesture] HERE’S the hand we’re rejecting it out of…”
wongo over 2 years ago
That might work out ! Then we get unemployment, welfare, ADC, Obama phones, food stamps, etc. etc.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Nothing. Next question…..
paranormal over 2 years ago
You wouldn’t have any employees…
ferddo over 2 years ago
Reminds me of a small company where I worked, who “solved” their cashflow and loss of managers problems with one swell idea: they sold promotions. $5000 for a manager’s position, $10,000 to be a Director, and up to $100,000 for Vice President. The owners called it “having skin in the game”. Ended up with several new bosses whose qualifications were only the strengths of their bank accounts… yeah, the company went downhill fast, and when the company went bankrupt only the owners came out ahead…
DondiDoo over 2 years ago
You’d find yourself working by yourself