Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 20, 2021

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    jasonsnakelover  over 2 years ago

    Can someone tell me what the height of a gesund is?

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    Vilyehm  over 2 years ago

    I’ve seen this joke before.

    But how do you Google a captionless joke to prove it.

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    Spence12 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Close to Home also used a “lost spots” joke today.

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    Purple People Eater  over 2 years ago

    Interesting, but totally useless trivia of the day: The colors of a peacock’s feathers are not due to pigmentation, but something called “structural coloration”. The pigmentation of peacocks is actually brown.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structural_coloration

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    That will tend to happen when you use refrigerator magnets.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Similar problem on “Close to Home” today:

    https://www.gocomics.com/closetohome/2021/09/20

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    mrsdonaldson  over 2 years ago

    Made me chuckle

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    eye-yi-yi.

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    About the same height as a henway.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Oooops! Missed a spot!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Eye get it!

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    See Spots Run !!

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    Lightpainter Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If you are familiar with how loud a peacock is, you would expect them to blow their spots off every day. Therefore, this one must be sick and needs to see a vet!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    About three sneezes high.

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