Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 18, 2021

There’s an app for that.

OK! So you can draw mustaches on mustachless faces – but can you also remove a walruslike snot catcher like Nietzsche’s when your videocalling?

Go to Weather Underground and draw the path of a hurricane. You’ll have a following.

Mr Rubin might be onto something, here…

Especially designed for your weather app.

Expanding the predicted course of a hurricane.

Messin’ up my phone.

I want to see tech like that on my phone soon. Unless…..

That guy sure is nosy.

Great product idea! Get a caricature of a bald man with no facial hair, behind a plastic lense filled with bits of iron. Then use a magnetic stylus to drag the dark, metal shavings into place to simulate hair, beard, mustache, etc. What do you think?