Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 24, 2021

How many people live in the house?

We always clean up our kitchen…eventually.

Or clean up after themselves.

Aunty cooks?

We have to keep ours clean. We have cat help. Nimitz cruises the counters to lick the butter dishes.

my wife has an automatic dishwasher. me…

At the moment, I’d take a dirty kitchen. Ours is being remodeled.

And – you could apply the same technique to bathrooms.

You could eat off the floor in our kitchen. There is certainly enough food there.

Will that include you?

My wife died in March, I barely eat and it still gets messy and I “live” alone so I am not sure about that. Maybe everyone eat take-out in the car or outside.

Talking to yourself will do no good…