Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 08, 2021

Was Dana trying to come up with a lame sounding title for that game? Because she failed.

You want magical humans, Marigold? Play Final Fantasy.

What? A amateur? I never chewed a hammer in my life!

you’ve not met Penn & Teller as well as David Copperfield, Marigold

Welcome to the human world, Marigold.

We can’t mute people in real life. But we CAN tune them out with music and bluetooth. Now, if you’ll excuse me…

Let this groove, get you to move,

It’s alright, a~lri~ght

I wonder if in this world, Merlin existed.

I have a special talent that allows nonsense to go in one ear and out the other without me perceiving it. I use it during elections and things get really quiet.

Well, there’s always noise-cancelling headphones.

You’re insulting Mandrake the Magician there, Mari! :D

Indeed.

Is this a NewsRadio reference? (Super Karate Monkey Death Car)

Magic is Penn & Teller as well as David Copperfield, Marigold.

What Marigold and the others do magick, which is science by different means. Manipulation of mass and energy on a sub atomic scale.

Yes, yes we are.