Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for September 15, 2021

What was it before? Grace?

Close. Carp sounds better. Clumsy Carp sings…like Provost’s Privy.

No need to be clumsy just because that’s your name. How ever new glasses may help a little. Maybe;

What was his name before? I’ve always known him as Clumsy.

Clumsy Tetra!

Clumsy Cod may have worked, too.

carp

Clumsy Clownfish?

Tripping Trout?

Floundering Flathead?

Noooo! Then he’ll live up to his name and won’t change a thing!

Definitely don’t give him a pike, then. He’d skewer the arquebusiers.

1) So now he intends to be a piker?

2) How about “dexterous dolphin”?

How about Clumsy Corydoras? That has a nice ring to it.