Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 31, 2021

That’s okay Broomy, we know you are worthless.

I think I’ll wear my hat to bed.

I did not know that alarm clocks had that function.

Broomie being Broomie, her greatest possible contribution could well be to snooze on.

I always buy non guilt button alarm clocks!

They are the best!!

I need that button.

You should really mark those buttons better, Broomie!

Why not hit the “History” button and make the clock disappear?!

I learned many years ago that there’s no benefit to the snooze button. 10 minutes is not enough to make a difference. I used to work 6 AM to 12 midnight, Saturdays and Sundays while in college. (Sometimes I even went out after work!) I had an alarm clock with two alarms, so I set one for 3:30, and the other for when I had to get up. I had the satisfaction of knowing I had another couple of hours to sleep when the first alarm went off.

Time to get a guilt-free clock.

I hate the guilt button. Unfortunately it’s built in.

I am not most people. :P

My snooze button doesn’t work anymore.

Fortunately, my alarm does not have a Guilt Button. At least, I’ve never found it….

It’s not like she has a job to go to.