Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 18, 2021

Big Fat Fiend?

Leopold is singing “It’s not easy being green”.

Poor Leo! It’s tough to keep up a bada$$ reputation with references like this.

Stop it Gary…he hates mushy stuff

I have often wondered why Gary puts up with Leopold’s shìt. I guess that’s why.

Red and blue mailboxes on opposite sides of the street. Political divisions? Or merely a colorful neighborhood?

Leopold doesn’t seem to do much henching for Gary. He’s more of a freelance/independent henchman.

If what he says is true, Gary is even dumber than I thought!

Leopold has the right idea about this working relationship. It’s just business, nothing more….

I think, secretly, Leopold really does like Gary. He just hates himself for it and will never admit it. He’s gotta be a tough guy.

If you were Leopold, a monster, and your parents look like they were from Mary Worth, would you acknowledge a vampire as a regular friend? Both sides of your nature scream, “NOOOOOO!”