Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 12, 2021

“Jeffylube”.

I thought the gusher was a tree at first. I was wondering why the footprints led around back.

Do those things happen anymore???

my mom said the same thing…….

And up through the ground come a bubblin crude

“Sorry, but it’s not from the car.” “You know how they always say to check with the utility company before you dig …”

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WE’RE RICH!! RICH I TELL YA!!!

I don’t get the joke. would apprefiate an explanation. Thank you.

Yeah, no. Transcontinental Pipeline is probably gonna make you pay for the repairs AND the cleanup…

Likely don’t have mineral rights…

But,but mom…

Mr. Burns will steal the oil.

The kin folks say “Hey, move away from here!” (Pete referenced it first)

He works on the car with his feet? Very impressive indeed!

Mom, I’m thinking this might a good time to get an oil rig.