Now excuse me, while I go to the sand pile in the corner and then lie down in the sun. Anyone looking to get promoted should study their belly rub techniques.
My cat didn’t need a fancy laser pen. He would find any writing instrument left laying out and take it to the kitchen. There he would bat it around until it ended up under the stove or refrigerator.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 3 years ago
“…and LASER PENS! Sweet Heaven, flood the streets with laser pens!”
KA7DRE Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Only from the mind of a cat !
dcandmx almost 3 years ago
We’ll convert the foundry to a catnip grow-op….
Imagine almost 3 years ago
And everything gets shipped in over-sized cardboard boxes and lots of paper bags.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Now excuse me, while I go to the sand pile in the corner and then lie down in the sun. Anyone looking to get promoted should study their belly rub techniques.
RLG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This company will go to the dogs.
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Catbert has entered the building!
Kaputnik almost 3 years ago
Mind you, I understand that the retooling will take some time.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
now, let’s get R&D working on equipping the plastic soda bottle caps with laser beams…
Prey almost 3 years ago
As opposed to Apple who are a steal company.
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Why do people let their cats inherit factories?
l3i7l almost 3 years ago
My cat didn’t need a fancy laser pen. He would find any writing instrument left laying out and take it to the kitchen. There he would bat it around until it ended up under the stove or refrigerator.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Oh just Puurfect! Now we have a Feline as CEO!
jscarff57 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…and once the business tanks, I will live comfortably the rest of my nine lives on my golden parachute while the shareholders count their losses…
mwksix almost 3 years ago
Who’s got the light pointer? Distract him!
sandflea almost 3 years ago
What a cat-astrophe.
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
Felines…Nothing more than felines…
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Let’s bat this idea around for a while.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
At least the company isn’t going to the dogs.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Purrrrtney Swope