Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 24, 2021

He has too much “crust”.

Fish pie.

3.14!

He thought deeply about this one.

Scaled down version.

Normally it’s not likely for someone to be fired here but…please take your PIEd trousers, your map to the PIEr your false PIEty as well as your navel PIErcing and then PIE-PIE!

You’ll get pie

In the sky

When you learn how to cook and to fry

Chop some wood

Do you good

You will eat in the sweet by and by

(Woody Guthrie – I think?)

It’s an idea based on his sign – he’s a Pie-seas.

What a crazy idea! Looks like something you’d see in the funny papers!…..Oh.

Sorry, this one left me weeping. To think that someone would throw a perfectly good pie in the ocean is just too much to handle this early…

No sky; How low can you go?

His next idea will pie-in-you-eye.

every time he raises his hand he’s sunk…

“It’s actually a combination of my ‘pie in the sky’ and ‘pea in the sea’ ideas…”