Monty by Jim Meddick for July 30, 2021

Man, was HE lucky. I was assuming a low-flying seagull.

…and the ants got to your face via the Jantzen tunnel and YOU AIN’T FEELING THAT? No wonder they call you numb nutz.

Sugar ants? Google says they’re a sub species of Carpenter ant, native to Australia. That’s probably why I’ve never heard of them.

Funny till his nose falls off. :)

roflmao every time I see his man boobs, then I look down at mine and I make his typical face of defeat.

Interesting. We had them in Houston back in the 80’s. They must have been illegal immigrants. LOL

Whoa! I just commented on this subject (zinc oxide on the nose) yesterday!

I thought a bird had dive bombed him.

I think he is ready for a bra, or bikini top!

Somehow expected a bird joke. No idea why …

Monty, Monty, Monty…. Whatever burn you get, I hope you enjoy as much as the turkey wrap.