It’s the result of billions of years of hard work by the true Masters Of The Universe – the methanogenic archaea. It took them a very long time to construct the ultimate vessels in which to live (“mammals”), with food-gathering and processing hardware (“mouths” and “stomachs” and “intestines”).
With billions of those self-propelled homes now in service, we’ve reached the moment at which the archaea have decided to celebrate.
Don’t expect fireworks, though. They don’t use them.
Just expect an an impressive sequence of long, sour farts.
ATGMer almost 3 years ago
…and the Earth cried…
dadoctah almost 3 years ago
It may not be given to Man to understand the ways and wills of God, but it’s pretty safe to assume He’s into practical jokes.
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Look at those tiny humans down three. Don’t they make you feel massive and gassy?
jel354 almost 3 years ago
At least one mass of gas on the ground in addition to the balls of gas in the sky.
santa72404 almost 3 years ago
Carrillo forgot the gassy sound effect balloon so I’ll add it here… PROOOOOOOT!
mikeyman almost 3 years ago
Stargazers cause climate change.
DavidPlatt almost 3 years ago
It’s the result of billions of years of hard work by the true Masters Of The Universe – the methanogenic archaea. It took them a very long time to construct the ultimate vessels in which to live (“mammals”), with food-gathering and processing hardware (“mouths” and “stomachs” and “intestines”).
With billions of those self-propelled homes now in service, we’ve reached the moment at which the archaea have decided to celebrate.
Don’t expect fireworks, though. They don’t use them.
Just expect an an impressive sequence of long, sour farts.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Right. The Universe Revolves around you. Sorry Pal. You and your gas are just insignificant blips. A lesson for us all…..
DondiDoo almost 3 years ago
Maybe you’re just a random accident in a universe to of chaos
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Nebulae mind.
Joe Malnar Premium Member almost 3 years ago
See here how everything lead up to this day. And it’s just like any other day that’s ever been.