Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 15, 2024

“Destructive” tendencies.

Kroog waddled forward, still believing in the words his father told him at a young age: “Kroog you are an odd duck.”

“The ceremony will likely be long,” Tarzan ventured…

How would he know? Has he seen one before? Why does he assume a couple hours of ritual instead of just being pushed in the croc pit with a cry of “Bon Appétit!” (Perhaps the cavemen speak French in addition to English.)

Somehow I think “waddled forward” and “surprising speed” is an oxymoron.

Well of course ceremony be not only looong but also conveniently looong!

Tarzan is familiar with these “ceremonies”. Lots of drumming, dancing girls, heaps of food and free flowing booze before the grand finale—or wait, maybe that’s Frat parties…

Walter Paige’s doom is not yet sealed .

Kroog “waddled” like a duck? That’s no way for a real caveman Neanderthal to move!

Waddled? Behold Kroog, the Rodney Dangerfield of cave dwellers.

Tarzan makes a guest appearance on “Yaffle” today.

Tarzan yanks his arm away, and as Kroog bounces off the rocks and falls, yells “Bazinga!”