Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for January 15, 2024

Call in the “Great Apes” for “pests controls”.

Really hope he makes quick work of these vermin, without having a ‘capture-escape-capture … ’ yo-yo of episodes.

Personally, I’d call in the Wazari from your jungle estate. Or, a few Tantors to help even the odds. I guess Tarzan will want to scout the place first. After breakfast of course…..

And then we’ll digs pits all around that eevil village.

When the action starts there will be Tarzan and two spectators.

One fire = one net = one quick trip to the village.

Tarzan said, don’t worry, they’ll have a Home Depot and we can pick up some day laborers there.

Tarzan – One the equal of many .

Well, they say hell has no fury like a woman scorned so all they have to do is get Musa scorned right before battle and they should be fine.

In the meantime enjoy your pork & beans, you can gas those evil arabs in the morning!

Here we are, traipsing through the jungle for days, and we haven’t taken a break for Tarzan to get all stabby on even one lion. Somethin’ ain’t right…