Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 31, 2021

Grab two clubs & make a “fiery” disturbance.

Yo, Tarzan! “Welcome to the CLUB!”

A good heel in the ribs should get his mount running……

Maybe it better to be lizard breakfast than Mahar breakfast, eh, apeling?

Actually, in panel three, it looks like that thing is holding a giant Q-Tip.

The mount has BI, Butt Id. It will not move.

Yeah Tarzan, repeat, “A Gorobar is not a Horse”. In case it’s not obvious.

Tarzan’s real thought: “What I wouldn’t give for a loaded Uzi right about now.”

Maybe you should reconsider that no firearms policy you have, Tarzan; a handgun or two would come in handy right about now. Personally, I would be making like the Outlaw Josie Wales in this kind of situation.

Ya can’t trust those lizards to obey an apeman! Meanwhile Korak is being tenderized in preparation of those sharp-toothed peckerwoods breakfast AND poor blonde bimbo twit Anne’s special taco is going rotten!

Maybe Tarzan could just talk to them.

Tarzan: “I’m already a bit down, but going to a club just might lift my spirits.”