Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for June 24, 2021

Long-distance relationships only last in romanticism.

There are no ends of the earth!!! If you could walk in a straight line you would eventually end up where you started. Sorry, “Flat-Earthers”.

If the Earth were flat, cats would’ve knocked everything off the edge by now!

All the way to Memphis, baaaaay-beeeeeeeuh!

duck Sam and prepare to at least go as far as Nashville or Detroit

Cleveland is a wonderful city! Rock Hall of Fame, Cleveland Museum of Art, World renowned Cleveland Orchestra, Lolly the Trolly, the famous Flats district on the water…. On and on…

I will love you here. And I will love you there. And I will love you almost anywhere.

I will love you near and I will love you far – as far as we can drive a day in the car.

Cleveland is getting a bit crowded just now. How about Akron, or Sandusky?

Erie, but I Lake it …!

you dead dude

“Sam I am… Well, Sam I was…”

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just how far could it be from Turkey Knuckle Indiana to Cleveland Ohio ? a couple of more states wouldn’t kill him :)