Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 25, 2021

Hey Leo, you gonna sell that giant robot in your lab?? I’ll take it!!!

Love those sock monkeys.

Yeah Gary, kind of takes the sting out of it!

I thought Gary couldn’t be outside during the day?

How much for the thing under the stairs?

Say does you has something that I can use to steals picanic baskets?

Lol!

Now if Gary had a Trunk Monkey I’d buy one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8iAVwt_Yc

Yeah, there it is: best punchline ever.

How much for the possessed sock monkey?

Sock Monkey? More like Shock the Monkey and who ever tries to buy it!

You know, I’ve lived a long time, but one sentence I can guarantee I’ve never spoken, heard spoken, or read before, is the one in the last panel!

I see no one has purchased the death ray, yet. I’m surprised.

Isn’t that, like, the #1 rule of running a yard sale?

What kind of a monster gets rid of a sock monkey????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Now there’s a sentence I thought I’d never hear.

Don’t hang your sock monkey on my death ray! —Gotta try to work that into a conversation!