Clay Bennett for June 12, 2021

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    RAGs  almost 3 years ago

    He just needed easy on / easy off pants so hi handlers can change his diapers.

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    Har de har. So I presume that the pants have him in backward. Cute. Which got me thinking what it would be like to be sentient pants at all, and how much worse it would be if you were HIS pants…

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    jessie d. Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    and never the twain shall meet for sentience is not Trump’s to be had; just give him a sentence to purgatory wherein the American people have been low these Trump years.

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    cdward  almost 3 years ago

    Well, Diaper Don does have a certain ring to it.

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    monya_43  almost 3 years ago

    His tailor must be named Omar. The suit was extremely baggy, but so is he.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He needs room for his Depends. Definitely.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Putin: The SOW is mine!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Turns out he projected again. Kept saying he was illegally wire tapped, so he had Dems phone records subpoenaed to find out what they were doing. DOJ is checking for legality.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 3 years ago

    Guess, with him it doesn’t matter if the trousers are put on backward or over the head

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Is this based on some things in the news? I’ve been away.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Have a blessed weekend my friends.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 3 years ago

    Business guru Donald Trump’s financial mismanagement cost him $40 million dollars on his overseas golf courses

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-financial-problems/

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 3 years ago

    ‘Trump was an unabated crime wave’: ex-prosecutor lists the atrocities

    “Even before he became president he committed campaign finance violations with Michael Cohen, for which Michael Cohen went to prison,” he reminded. “Ali, then once he took office he could tick through the felony crimes that we can prove based on the information that has been publicly reported alone, whether it’s the bribery and extortion of President Zelenskiy, the ten counts of obstruction of justice meticulously documented by Bob Mueller in volume 2 of the Trump-Russia report for which Bob Mueller famously testified Donald Trump could be prosecuted upon leaving office.”

    “There’s something we often forget about which is obstructing congressional proceedings,” he continued. “Remember, Donald Trump instructed all of his executive branch officials, do not comply with lawfully issued congressional subpoenas. And that’s very different from saying let’s go in and assert executive privilege and fight it legitimately.”

    “There are so many other offenses. There are countless, avoidable COVID deaths that I think could be pursued by the states. Then, of course, there is inciting the insurrection. We saw it with our own eyes,” he reminded.

    “If he is not held accountable, Ali, if we don’t prosecute him then what we are doing is we are encouraging tomorrow’s version of Donald Trump,” he warned. “We have to prosecute today’s version of Donald Trump to send the message that we will not tolerate a run away criminal president.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-crime-wave/

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 3 years ago

    How Trump kids’ futures are in full decline now that he’s out of office

    “The baby Trumps and their lousy spouses are drifting off into the weird political afterlife of people who used to matter,” she wrote before pointing out, “Remember when Don Junior posed with a ‘Don Jr 2024’ banner at the Fallon Nevada Livestock Auction? That was in October, or, as I think of it, a lifetime ago. Since then Junior has been a busy bee, making apparent false statements in a deposition and maybe being investigated by Manhattan Attorney General Cy Vance’s office for his role in the family crimi—oops, real-estate business.”

    As for Ivanka, the columnist wrote, “Remember Ivanka, the future of the GOP? Well, she’s been in the witness protection program, not really but sort of. Since buying a $30 million empty parcel of land in Miami, the political genius has spent her time ‘focusing on family time,’ walking her tiny white dog on the beach and wearing hideous peach-colored athleisure. She’s not going to primary Lil’ Marco for the Florida Senate. She hardly has time with all the beach walks and decorating.”

    Barely touching on the multitude of lawsuits and criminal investigations hovering over the Trump family like an increasingly darkening cloud, Jong-Fast stated that the farther the country moves beyond the Trump years, the less the chance any of the Trump kids — or the ex-president for that matter — have of a future political career.

    “Look, there’s a chance, a horrible, miserable chance, that Trump does get re-elected in 2024 and democracy dies, and the Trump kids go back to using our tax dollars to promote themselves as members of government who govern with lots of meaningless initiatives. After 2016, I know better than to say that couldn’t happen,” Jong-Fast conceded.

    https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-kids-2653350336/

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    Sgt. Snorkle  almost 3 years ago

    maybe his shoes were on the wrong feet too, as he has been wrong for so long!

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 3 years ago

    Putin lavishes praise on Trump ahead of first summit with Biden

    “Well even now, I believe that former U.S. president Mr. Trump is an extraordinary individual, talented individual, otherwise he would not have become U.S. president,” Putin told NBC’s Keir Simmons.

    “He is a colorful individual. You may like him or not. And, but he didn’t come from the U.S. establishment. He had not been part of big-time politics before, and some like it, some don’t like it but that is a fact,” Putin argued.

    https://www.rawstory.com/vladimir-putin-donald-trump-joe-biden/

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 3 years ago

    John Dean lays into DOJ for enabling Trump’s spy scheme: ‘Nixon on stilts and steroids’

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-doj-spying-congress/

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 3 years ago

    Laughing at Trump’s ‘backward’ pants won’t save us from the 21st-century gulag

    During a speech at the North Carolina Republican Party convention, Trump continued telling the Big Lie about the 2020 election, claiming it was “stolen” from him (and therefore from the Republican Party and its voters). He claimed that the Biden administration has already “failed,” which is true only to the extent that Biden’s agenda has been blocked by Republican intransigence (enabled by misguided Democrats).

    Trump’s malignant narcissism was on full display as he took undeserved credit for the coronavirus vaccines and claimed he had saved the country from the pandemic. He rambled at times, bordering on incoherence. He made ignorant and racist attacks on “critical race theory.” In short, Donald Trump was his usual self, but a little worse.

    It is easier to mock and laugh at Donald Trump’s supposedly backward pants and rumored toilet challenges than to confront the reality that America’s democracy is in crisis, hanging by a thread against the onslaughts of the Jim Crow Republican Party, and that the country may now face its greatest existential threat since the Civil War.

    Of course it’s possible to mock the former president and simultaneously comprehend the great perils America now faces. But when viewed in a larger context, these moments of hysterical laughter seem like manic reactions to the onward march of fascism.

    Such laughter reflects the impotence and futility so many feel as the Democratic Party and other supporters of democracy face apparently inevitable defeat, while Republicans engage in a nationwide battle to prevent nonwhite people from voting and to lock down a fascist plutocracy or “managed democracy” designed to dominate the 21st century.

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-pants/

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Everything Trump does is ass backwards!

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    Display  almost 3 years ago

    “Were his pants on right or backwards.” “All Depends.”

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    wellis1947 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Actually, in a high resolution photograph, you can see his zipper flap, so his pants were on correctly, just not very well tailored

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    ncorgbl  almost 3 years ago

    Well, that Depends.

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    djtenltd  almost 3 years ago

    What else is new? And so are all the quacks who follow him!

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 3 years ago

    Capitol rioter apologises on CNN – and blames Trump for his actions

    Anthony Antonio said he never would have marched down Pennsylvania Avenue if he had not been told

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/capitol-rioter-trump-cnn-anthony-antonio-b1864281.html

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    grumpypophobart  almost 3 years ago

    So true Clay! As are his followers.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Apprentice staffer tells all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N60ceYRlY2I

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