Heard that one time Trump went to the beach wearing a Speedo an was told by Rudy Ghouliani the best way to attract the young ladies was to put a large potato in his Speedo. He returned and said it didn’t work. Rudy told him to put the potato in the front next time. . . . /S
He has probably gained weight hanging out at Mar-A-Lardo, but winkled into his Spanx and then squeezed into a suit he used while busy polluting the White House with his presence.
What’s really ironic is that, even though he was wearing his pants right way out, it was necessary for his people to release a statement that his pants weren’t on backwards. That such a statement had to be released at all is very telling!
Sad how a former POTUS becomes a laughingstock, and people are more interested in petty appearances than what he has to say… can’t say that he hasn’t brought it upon himself, though…
“January 6th was nothing short of a satirical way to overthrow a government. If overthrow was the quest, it would have no doubt been overthrown.”— Capitol riot defendant Guy Reffitt, in letter sent from jail
RAGs almost 3 years ago
He needs something that is easy to take off and put on so his handlers can quickly change his diaper.
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
Um. Okay?
But how can he TELL?
Walter Kocker Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Depends.
STEPUP almost 3 years ago
I’d like to hear the full story. He didn’t notice it, nor any of his handlers??
amethyst52 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’ll have to take your word for it. I can’t stand to look at his face let alone his crotch. Barf.
Patjade almost 3 years ago
He looked, and sounded, really ill. He needs to see a doctor.
VegaAlopex almost 3 years ago
…but my mind is backwards…
S&C = Dismayed&Depressed almost 3 years ago
A symptom of later dementia is the loss of control of the bodily functions, as well as the loss of speaking ability and minimized vocabulary.
His handlers are not doing their job.
The Love of Money is . . . almost 3 years ago
Can you determine which statement is a lie ? The G.O.P. says he’s trying to turn himself around and look Presidential again. . . . /S
The Love of Money is . . . almost 3 years ago
Heard that one time Trump went to the beach wearing a Speedo an was told by Rudy Ghouliani the best way to attract the young ladies was to put a large potato in his Speedo. He returned and said it didn’t work. Rudy told him to put the potato in the front next time. . . . /S
RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
When he wants to see himself as the lawful President all he has to do is dream, dream, dream, dream. Apologies to the Everly Brothers.
IndyW almost 3 years ago
USA TODAY: Fact check: Donald Trump wore pants properly, images and videos show
casonia2 almost 3 years ago
He has probably gained weight hanging out at Mar-A-Lardo, but winkled into his Spanx and then squeezed into a suit he used while busy polluting the White House with his presence.
readfred almost 3 years ago
What’s really ironic is that, even though he was wearing his pants right way out, it was necessary for his people to release a statement that his pants weren’t on backwards. That such a statement had to be released at all is very telling!
ferddo almost 3 years ago
Sad how a former POTUS becomes a laughingstock, and people are more interested in petty appearances than what he has to say… can’t say that he hasn’t brought it upon himself, though…
Duka almost 3 years ago
“January 6th was nothing short of a satirical way to overthrow a government. If overthrow was the quest, it would have no doubt been overthrown.”— Capitol riot defendant Guy Reffitt, in letter sent from jail
Scoutmaster77 almost 3 years ago
Brain in backwards, maybe.
Jody H. Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Hilarious, John!
A# 466 almost 3 years ago
Pee-yooo!
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
The leader of the big lie republican party over country.
tamrich59 almost 3 years ago
It takes gall for Biden supporters to talk about Trump’s mental capacity!
Jujeebean almost 3 years ago
All I could think about when the backwards pants came up was -Who the heck is looking at his crotch so intently!?! Talk about TDS!