Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 19, 2021

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Is that a WORM?

I thought the original was an imitation…

of food.

Maybe the noodle willl spawn like the Gremlins if you just add water

A meal fit for the early bird.

Instead of Cup o’ Noodle (Cup of Noodle)

This is more like: Cup and Noodle or Noodle-in-a-Cup

Much like Stouffer’s “Bowl-FULLS”. The commercial shows a guy eating a heaping bowl full of noodles. So we went out and bought a couple to try. When we opened the boxes the bowl was small and only half full. So disappointed.

Never got the allure for this crap. Nasty stuff! I knew a guy who ate them all the time, tho. He was a ‘salty’ old guy.

Ummmm…you forgot the water!

He should’ve read the label.

That’s not using the ole noodle.

Once as a kid, when I was feeling silly, I told my mom I’d have one Cheerio. She obliged.

At Big Lots. On special. About a year and a half out of date, too. Bon appetit.

If he wanted good worms, he should shell out a little more money and get the quality product: https://i.redd.it/8tgdhm8ll2c51.jpg