This is how you know you’re having a BAD day.
Order a pizza.
Clip your toenails!!
They’re just jealous because they couldn’t even benchwarm as well as he can. Even in their dreams!
Instead if Cheerleaders, the Bench gets a Heckling Squad.
Ignore them, they are trying to get you , gasp, to DO something! Stick to your guns and vegetate like a professional.
“Why you sitting straight up? Recline you fool. RECLINE!!!!”
“Where’s your bag of chips?”
The smart players leave their phone in their locker.
If he was REALLY lazy he wouldn’t have even left the locker room!
Boy – that would’ve been the final straw for me in little league after they pulled me out of right field – bleacher hecklers for us bench warmers!
And that’s his fans.
They aren’t realizing that he farts a lot, which warms the bench.
finkd almost 3 years ago
This is how you know you’re having a BAD day.
Strob Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Order a pizza.
STEPUP almost 3 years ago
Clip your toenails!!
Farside99 almost 3 years ago
They’re just jealous because they couldn’t even benchwarm as well as he can. Even in their dreams!
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Instead if Cheerleaders, the Bench gets a Heckling Squad.
Prey almost 3 years ago
Ignore them, they are trying to get you , gasp, to DO something! Stick to your guns and vegetate like a professional.
geese28 almost 3 years ago
“Why you sitting straight up? Recline you fool. RECLINE!!!!”
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
“Where’s your bag of chips?”
josh_bisbee almost 3 years ago
The smart players leave their phone in their locker.
mwksix almost 3 years ago
If he was REALLY lazy he wouldn’t have even left the locker room!
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Boy – that would’ve been the final straw for me in little league after they pulled me out of right field – bleacher hecklers for us bench warmers!
Pickled Pete almost 3 years ago
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
And that’s his fans.
Lightpainter Premium Member almost 3 years ago
They aren’t realizing that he farts a lot, which warms the bench.