Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 10, 2021

He seems like a perfect catch if she’s looking to inherit.

“We have just the young lady for you…”

What? Don’t tells me you’s a married man.

And now he’s adding dating to the list. Talk about living dangerously!

Hey girl, don’t you want a piece of that . What a catch.

Leaving the best bits for last?

Hopefully he’s looking to date a doctor.

and I am not really that good at those things either……

If you also have a good life insurance plan then I think we can easily find you a match.

For once I’d say he’s not lying.

The tricky part is that he does those activities at the same time.

“At the same time!”

Apparently, he’s not very good at any of those.

he got those injuries from tripping over his kid’s tonka toy and falling down the stairs…

“Tomorrow’s when I tightrope walk on the high tension electrical lines. And tomorrow night, we’ll have fried foods I prepared myself. "

Obviously he is not good at any of them.

I realize percentages are a real part of life, but the more challenged the greater likelihood one will finish you.

None of which he excels.