Believe me child, there will come a day when you’ll believe, ’There’s no such thing as too many shoes."
I am of the belief that in the distant future, archeologists will uncover our homes and when they get to the bedroom closet conclude that men were bipedal and women were centipedal
When I was five years old, I sneaked out of the house to go see the military parade that my military Dad had gotten up early to attend. When my Mom noticed I was missing, she called the police and the air base. My father caught up with me on a bridge, where I was walking in pajamas with a bandage dangling from my knee. He told me to get into the car and took me to the “parade”. It was just a bunch of guys dressed alike standing and walking in formation. I suppose I had thought it would be like Macy’s Parade. It was “not as fun as it sounded”.
PJCreatrix about 3 years ago
Well, mom had fun…
sevaar777 about 3 years ago
Been decades since I’ve been in one. Sounds like things haven’t changed inside.
Kind&Kinder about 3 years ago
That’s an arch company name!
dflak about 3 years ago
Believe me child, there will come a day when you’ll believe, ’There’s no such thing as too many shoes."
I am of the belief that in the distant future, archeologists will uncover our homes and when they get to the bedroom closet conclude that men were bipedal and women were centipedal
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
When I was five years old, I sneaked out of the house to go see the military parade that my military Dad had gotten up early to attend. When my Mom noticed I was missing, she called the police and the air base. My father caught up with me on a bridge, where I was walking in pajamas with a bandage dangling from my knee. He told me to get into the car and took me to the “parade”. It was just a bunch of guys dressed alike standing and walking in formation. I suppose I had thought it would be like Macy’s Parade. It was “not as fun as it sounded”.
Michael G. about 3 years ago
Nothing is, child!
MaryBethJavorek1 about 3 years ago
no more slippers!?!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
Ok…off to Candyland.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
Yes, because Mommy bought herself some shoes!
mpolo11 Premium Member about 3 years ago
And Dress Barn is not really a barn.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
Fake news again.