Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 22, 2021

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    StephenRice  almost 3 years ago

    Have it stuffed and mounted with a sign that says, “My First Ambulance.”

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    oldpine52  almost 3 years ago

    Since they started advertising on TV, they’re not fit enough to chase ambulances.

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    Farside99  almost 3 years ago

    Always tip the driver.

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    Hang on for dear life?!

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    My best friend says that then you pee on the tires. (Woof, woof!)

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Take a selfie?

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    rhpii  almost 3 years ago

    Lawyers have evolved. No more chasing ambulances. They give out stacks of business cards to ambulance attendants, emergency room workers, cops, tow truck drivers etc. They tell them to write their name on the back of the card and if the client brings the card in to the law office with their name written on it the attorney will send them $50. Maybe more today, that was the going rate in the 90’s.

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    blairleroys Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Next you get the patient to sign a retainer while he is semi-conscious.

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    advertise on TV, billboards, radio, the internet…

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    Drop your business cards all over the place……

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Tap your business card to the victim’s forehead?

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    BWR  almost 3 years ago

    A local festival used to have a hospital bed race. I always thought it’d be fun to chase after the beds while wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase.

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