F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 11, 2021

The Frazzled Reaper??

They were cactus anyway.

He was expecting the Grime Reaper.

The Reaper will not stem your sloppiness!

so he basically just stopped by to say aloe…

I’m not from around here. I’m a fern-er.

What about the bodies in his crawlspace?

Seasons don’t call the reaper

So he’s just there for the Corpse Flower?…

Me, with a coy smile: “You’re kind of succulent yourself, Big Boy…” [wink]

So it turns out all we can count on is ‘taxes’…?

and there is quite a lot of spoiled food on the freezer, but it seems kind of a paradox, since it seems to starting to become alive

Doesn’t do window boxes.

I didn’t know that I had any succulents.