Last time i was in court I’m positive i had Pettifogger as my defense attorney. I lost the case and was ordered to pay 10 years back child support to my deceased wife. I never had kids and my wife has been dead over a decade, but at least they only want me to pay 3 times my annual income before the end of the year.
DaveG1960 almost 3 years ago
So you won’t be hanging around long…
scote1379 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Long Drop , Short Rope , Better hope the Hangman is Competent !
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Not sounding very encouraging to meeeee
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Then Spook must be special.
Kaputnik almost 3 years ago
I suppose technically this isn’t gallows humor. Pre-gallows humor?
Gent almost 3 years ago
Told ya he’d get you out.
scottartist creator almost 3 years ago
I like how Pettifogger gets through the door, hat and all, without appearing to have ducked.
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
Free at last!
theincrediblebulk almost 3 years ago
Last time i was in court I’m positive i had Pettifogger as my defense attorney. I lost the case and was ordered to pay 10 years back child support to my deceased wife. I never had kids and my wife has been dead over a decade, but at least they only want me to pay 3 times my annual income before the end of the year.
The Fly Hunter almost 3 years ago
So hang in there…
Craig Westlake almost 3 years ago
One way to become a swinger…
brklnbern almost 3 years ago
A very encouraging fellow. The original Ben Crump.
WentBrown almost 3 years ago
Hoo boy……..