Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 04, 2021

He be ragin’

Why on earth are there so many spammers?

Golf will never be quiet with Dad around

Hey guys! Hope you have a great day or night! Another golf arc means another time Marty gets mad at himself. He doesn’t get that mad at anything other than golf which I find surprising!

i dont like this

3/10

This is all Marty does at golf. Can’t Lincoln Peirce change this a bit and make him win for a change?

This IS where marty turns into happy gilmore

“Quiet”

Ok what can we do to shut Soldier up? We can spam. I hate to turn to this, but this may be one of the only ways to be greater than soldier. And please ONLY REPLY spamming, NOT COMMENT spamming.

[DANG, DANG, DANG! I forgot what I was gonna say here! NOOOO!]

Soldier: His usual inappropriate contentMe: I like talking to you because your teeth have so many gaps in it it’s like your tongue is in jail

Soldier [Aka, 300 lbs Chuck – Help from @toasted]: His annoying attempt to roast meMe: There’s a fire behind you. GET ROASTED! LOL XD LOL XD – Preschool roast.

More coming later I just forgot a lot of what I was going to say.

All the other golfers be playing a quiet chill game of golf until they hear a man screaming at his own club..

Just imagine him getting therapy…

GoComics needs better moderation

with marty golf is where your ears get destroyed

Good is supposed to be quiet, only on the practice green, he’s that bad. Even I would’ve gotten that in and the only golf I’ve ever played is mini golf

Why is Soldier still allowed to comment?

Oh god, this place is getting worse. The fact that the spammers are still allowed to thrive is annoying, like literal Roblox moderation standards. Also comic-related, The golf weeks always has yelling, or some other way of Marty raging, a classic. New thing I might do, “Daily” comic related meme: Marty at golf: exists. Reaction Channels: To the computer.

TIME TO TURN INTO RAGE MODE

The ball dodged the hole.

How long has he been practicing there?

Wuss bag that’s a new one.

This is where I point out that this sort of thing has been done so many times.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Darth vader in revenge of the Sith where he gets his suit and finds out he killed Padme).

May the fourth be with you!

BIG NATE AND THE BET: Part 14

Soon, Nate and Dee Dee reached their destination. “See you tomorrow Nate!” Dee Dee said as she skipped up the steps to her house. “Bye.” Nate replied. Nate walked off, feeling pretty good about himself. “Hey, Nate!” a voice cried out. “Hm?” Nate turned around to see Francis and Teddy running right for him. “What’s up?” Nate asked his friends when they approached. “How did your DATE go?” Teddy teased. “It was not a date!” Nate shot back. “Just a meeting between friends. And I’ll have you know, Dee Dee has agreed to go to the dance with me!”

“Now its just a question of you showing up to the dance with her!” Francis said. “Relax,” Nate said, “I’m going to her house tomorrow to make some plans.” “OOOOO…” Teddy and Francis began to whistle. “Knock it off, guys! C’mon, gimme a break!” “Alright, alright, we’ll knock it off.” Francis said. “Good.” Nate began to walk off to his house. “Wanna come over and hang out?” Nate asked his friends. “Sure.” they answered. All three friends began to walk off towards Nate’s house.

Just when they reached the house, Chad came running up. “I’ve been looking everywhere for you, Nate! I’ve got some bad news!” “Calm down Chad. What is it?” Nate asked. “Its Kim! She’s been looking for you all day!” Nate began to shudder. “Why me?” he asked himself. “Wait a minute, I’ve already got someone to go to the dance with me! Duh!” Nate smacked his forehead. “I shouldn’t have to worry about Kim.” “Uh, Nate?” Teddy spoke up. “You tried to use Dee Dee as an excuse to get out of going with Kim last year, remember?” Nate sunk his head in his hands. “How can my life get anymore worse?”

Helooooo everyone! Do you ever think the spamming will get a new record?! Who knows!

Is Nate’s grandmother a midget?

It’s almost like Marty’s trash on purpose!

It’s been a while since Marty played Golf

“Hit it you wussbag”- Martin Wright 2021Quote of the Year

WTF, what is going on?

This is so relatable

May The Fourth Be With You

I read this comic at 9:13 am EST and there are over 2k msgs lol

Anyone remember where there was only 200 spammers

Martin has the “Godfrey” teeth.

can’t mods IP ban someone

I played golf with my boss once, and I am a “fun” golfer, while he tries to be Tiger Woods. If I score a 7 on a par 3, that’s fine with me. Not with him. When my ball was about 20 feet away from the hole on about #15, he actually kicked my ball back to me and said “That’s a gimmie” and walked off to the next tee.

why?

there are like 50 spammers

you can dream, Gram’…

Gee that looks like so much fun. I am almost sad that I never took it up……

Wow Marty! That was uhhhhh… no comment… Hope there’s no more spamming but I don’t really have high hopes i’m kinda numb with it. Anyways MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!

not with marty

may the fourth be with you

I feel like all the spammers are children who’s parents don’t let them play games so they have to find their entertainment somewhere else, which is why they spam on gocomics

I don’t think they are kids pretty sure they do it for fun

I JUST GOT 3 NEW BIG NATE BOOKS are you ready to hear them: Big Nate: Genius Mode Big Nate: A good old fashioned wedgie! Big Nate: Makes the grade

uhhh Squid and tf2 are banned

Please send help

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH U ALL

may the 4th be with you always

sniper from tf2 is banned, not pyro

Happy May the fourth and May the fourth be with you! Sorry if anyone else commented this same thing, I just don’t wanna scroll through all the comments and check.

Spamming can’t hurt us What is wrong with you ppl :’)

all banned

There’s a new spammer now :(

Wheres elmo?

nice pants marty.

Everyone!! Why not try to be friends??

A war has began… great

I am tired This is lame, no action

great news I am tired

My rating for this strip: 104/125

I’m prob gonna have to leave the comment section if this spam does not stop

May the fourth be with you guys. Spamers please stop.

I Want to seee my alt, I want to see it right now, it will fun to ban it, I don’t care if I get banned oh I will stop making the song references, it is just really fun. for its 1, 10, 1,000 times they spammed at the old go comixssss!!! (in the tune of take me out to the ball game)

Mr. Peirce can you make a comic with ruby dismore in it

Get comfy Nate you might be here for awhile…

you chubby chubby boy

If you look at the comment section you would understand why im not an active commenter anymore

may the fourth be with you!

Hi im back

Hi

I love this strip

Quincy is nice not mean

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Happy Star Wars Day.

Marty is REALLY!!! bad and golf

Well um happy star wars day!

May The Fourth Be With You

In the remote past, people talked about the comic.

In the remote, remote, past.

The 2nd panel should be the reaction to all the madness that is happening around here.

#SaveBigNate

world record almost 3000 in less than a day!

:)

Will he ever go to 7th grade same grade for 30 YEARS!!

Sometimes, I wish there’s a way for you to, not only flag, but yk write the spammers up idk because this is just a whole mess rn and I’m just going to write the spammers that are in my hit list

look up “star wars” on google. Its a new google trick

hello

I’m Back dababy

like or comment if you hate/don’t like spamers

Yay today is Star Wars day. may the 4 th be with you, ha ha… ! looks sad for making such a lame joke

I think we need to bring G.R.O.S.S. back…..

Yo.

So we all remember “Mickey the cat” that commenter, right? So I have the link saved and when I clicked on it for their profile.. It popped up as Dark man666.

Dark man666 —> Mickey the cat

Mickey the cat —> Nathaniel Bandy

Nathaniel Bandy —> BonkyBoiSays

Epic.

Man I’m like rlly young and I though I was bad at golf…. not until I saw this

Sorry I havent been commenting in a while ive been waiting until TF2 was gone May the Fourth be with you and here are 2 awards: Best commenter is: froggietothemax Best ongoing story is (drumroll) Sonic Vortex´s BIG NATE AND THE BET! Thank you all for participating in this comment section even with TF2 here! i ran out of ideas so part 7 of the powers inside us is delayed. sorry for the inconvience! anyway Have a good day!(or good night if you are space owl)

Was BonkyBoiSays originally a good user?

Here is the full story of The Powers Inside Us! The Powers Inside Us

Ch.1: Powers

My name is James Hudson, me and 2 others were jailed. Their names are Nate Wright and Gabriel Guu(call him Gabe for short). We were jailed just for hanging out. I had an idea, we went through the vents and escaped out of Alcatraz, After that police search teams were everywhere. We were called armed and dangerous. We were in a shelter but the police found us there and we killed the first group but then the reinforcements came. Suddenly, something took over my body. A few seconds later all the cops were on the floor. I knew what happened , that force was Speed. My friends said I was teleporting. Guess I was running really fast. The thing me and my friends have in common is that we are all smart. A few cops got back up and Nate said ¨WHAT’S HAPPENING!?¨ I think the same thing was happening to him too but it was different, he wasn’t fast, he was Strong. Stronger than Hulk. The next thing I knew soldiers were rushing through the door. Gabe was gone. There was a floating knife for some reason. After all the soldiers fell, Gabe started to appear. He was holding the floating knife. The knife wasn´t floating, he was invisible. We saw a book that said ¨Descendants¨ we flipped through it until we saw something glowing. It said that there were 3 groups called the 3 S groups, The Strong, The Speedy and The Stealthy. It took us 1 second to realize that we were Descendants from these groups. Nate was Strong, I was Speedy and Gabe was Stealthy.

Ch.2 The S TeamWe had to master our powers,so we read more and we have to get stabbed in our hand without our powers taking over. We tried and we succeeded. Then we had to think of a name for our group. We chose the S team, after all our groups we are descendants from all start with the letter S. Then a couple police heard the name spread around and started referring to The S Team as armed and dangerous.Now should we be on the good or bad side?

RLinGoComics: Special delivery for BonkyBoiSays- 100 soaps, and a mouth cleanser! ;-D

BonkyBoiSays: (celebrates)

i always wanted to hear John Madden announce a PGA game

I might be turning off Rage Mode soon since most of the spammers are banned. ;-)

the best thing i have ever seen, can’t wait for tomorrow’s strip!!!!!

If we want to stop the spammers,we need to:Step 1: stop talking about it. They just want a reaction.Step 2: don’t talk about mods not caring. That means that they can do anything.Step 3: Pretend that we can’t see their spam comments,that will make them think that that people stop caring

may the 4th be with you

Nate’s dad Marty turns into Happy Gilmore. May the forth be with you!

Marty’s luck is terrible when it comes to golf

You guys choose. Squid and his spamming or scout from team fortress twos story and spamming. You can’t say no to both

Best golf player ever

That featured comment, tho…

“W.B.” DID hit it….just sort of the wrong way…..thought I heard that putter mutter: “Ooops! My bad!”

Yay pyro is banned too! Now there’s an actual comment that deserves to be featured again (I might change my profile picture lol)

By my word, I declare the great Star Wars saga to be the greatest movies ever blessed apon this planet. May the Force be with you all!

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU

May the 4th by with you :>

did he really call himself a wussbag?

hahaha