Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 01, 2021

He was too "shell"fishly indulgent.

Awww, he fell then cracked up over a practical yolk.

Shoulda used a twump wall

Is that Humpty Dumpty?

Egg-arus?

Yeah, right. That was the problem – the wall was high enough.

You really egged him on to do this, didn’t you.

Were you able to give him an egg-zample?

He must have cracked before the jump?

https://youtu.be/l9iPPDhV-cY

Not only did he crack up but the yolks on him!

Well, I’ll be a son ova gun!

Not true.. the wingsuit works the same.. just for a much shorter time. The landing is always the same though.. kind of a spat thing

Can’t be too serious – I don’t see any ooozing yellow liquid…

He should’ve waited for a really hot day so the TV Weatherpeople would’ve covered the story.

Look out. Here come those horses and men again.