johnnydoc swing by my place. You can take some of mine and I’ll never miss it. I have to mow my lawn twice a week. It is so thick that I can only utilize about 1/4 to 1/3 of my mower blade, yet it still stalls the blade and chokes the engine.
Ooh, does he know the secret to keeping the urban squirrels the neighbors keep feeding peanuts from digging my poor 50 square feet of lawn into swiss cheese?
pouncingtiger almost 15 years ago
Now someone tells me!
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Well d@@n! I guess now I’m going to have to hike on up. My lawn needs someone else to mow it.
Dutchboy1 almost 15 years ago
He also needs the secret to knowing which mountain to climb. I wonder which mountain that would be.
johnnydoc5 almost 15 years ago
I might need to hike up there too Cleo, my lawn needs some grass in it.
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Good enough for me!
Jml58 almost 15 years ago
The srcret of lawn care is
“get someone else to do it.”
Joe_Minotaur almost 15 years ago
You mean I have to walk to another cave? Mown…
ds133 almost 15 years ago
Is there a mountain cave with the secret to hair care?
AlFiero almost 15 years ago
Been there, done that, done that, done that, done that…
TapiocaHead almost 15 years ago
Guess this is why life is such a secret……. always barking up the wrong lawn.
ltownley2006 almost 15 years ago
Feh! Secret to life, secret to lawn care…like there’s a difference?
wicky almost 15 years ago
Most lawns, left to their own devices do quite well, so show me where the “good beerdrinking” guru is.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
johnnydoc swing by my place. You can take some of mine and I’ll never miss it. I have to mow my lawn twice a week. It is so thick that I can only utilize about 1/4 to 1/3 of my mower blade, yet it still stalls the blade and chokes the engine.
cisley almost 15 years ago
No secret to a good lawn. Just not allowed in Las Vegas.
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
His lawn guru at last.
Wildmustang1262 almost 15 years ago
That guru already had the grass like a door mat with the lawn mower and a bag of lawn seeds but he has no water sprinkler. DUH!
GuntotingLiberal almost 15 years ago
Ooh, does he know the secret to keeping the urban squirrels the neighbors keep feeding peanuts from digging my poor 50 square feet of lawn into swiss cheese?
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
I want an Emo lawn…
ZetaZeta almost 15 years ago
The grass is greener on the other mountain anyway.
wicky almost 15 years ago
Hmmm, looks like astroturf.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
So, I came to the right place!
David_J Premium Member almost 15 years ago
1st secret to lawn care: stop dumping poisonous chemicals on it. Plant thickly, watch nature take its course.
Archistoteles 2 months ago
The secret to life is to keep breathing.