Now comes the charge of Police Brutality. Mortimer is a vicious dog that was allowed to attack Straitlace and permanently damage his wrist. Srraitlace is suing the city for $10M for that injury and emotional distress.
Pop, are you in a mood for a nice joke? How about moving to Detroit until this story died down? The story about how you caught a fugitive with your bare hands. Joe could move his family there too. Its gonna be somebody’s funeral on a bright sunny day.
eolan59 almost 3 years ago
Gotta love the Action News theme song
Enter.Name.Here almost 3 years ago
TV deals on the way! Mort could be the next “Lassie” or “Rin-Tin-Tin”.
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
Nice one, Frank!
Catfeet Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Our hero!
GirlGeek Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Read my response from yesterday. It still applies today
Vangoghdog01 almost 3 years ago
Now comes the charge of Police Brutality. Mortimer is a vicious dog that was allowed to attack Straitlace and permanently damage his wrist. Srraitlace is suing the city for $10M for that injury and emotional distress.
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
They love Mortimer and he loves them.
jnacombs almost 3 years ago
good comeback, Pop!
jamesamber29 almost 3 years ago
Good Boi!
AlfredJr.Hall almost 3 years ago
Pop, are you in a mood for a nice joke? How about moving to Detroit until this story died down? The story about how you caught a fugitive with your bare hands. Joe could move his family there too. Its gonna be somebody’s funeral on a bright sunny day.