Eek! by Scott Nickel for May 20, 2021

Is it Organic?

AKA the village coffee shop horror.

This is why you never order the coffee in Innsmouth, or anything else.

You gotta be one bad ass hombre to harvest those beans. Juan Valdez, Warrior of Chaos!

CTHUlHU, The blend that grabs you and doesn’t let go.

Side effects of Cthulhu Roast include: insomnia, bad dreams, flowery language and madness.

People are going MAD for this coffee!

I’d try it. Just visited Burial Beer in Asheville. Great beer. Terrific names.

Seems strong, might need some cream…..

Goes great when reading the Necronomicon.

If that doesn’t wake you, you’re dead. If it does wake, still probably dead.

Rule 1: Never drink a blend you can’t pronounce, especially one that is still moving.

Everyone is wondering why he was lucky and got all the Tentacles and they have none.

Cthulhu is trapped in the seas it isn’t a sea beast.

Some boutique coffee houses will go to any length to be unique!