WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 20, 2021

Well, that’s one way to off Hubby—that stuff’ll kill you!

Reading labels is for losers. (trying to rechannel a tRumpism)

That should cure his potty mouth…

and if you can’t tell the difference between the two …

Be sure to have the toilet gargle.

and don’t brush your teeth with breel cream…..

“Kills germs”, sounds good.

Reminds me of the time I confused chlorox wipes for wet wipes right after hemorrhoid surgery. FYI , you cannot blow down there and no one is willing to do it for you!!

Looks like he couldn’t make it to 30 seconds…

I did that with spray deodorant and shaving foam once. My armpits were never so smooth…

One way to get rid of gingivitis and have breath that smells like daisies.

I hear gorilla glue keeps your hair in place quite nicely.

Oh, and brushing your teeth with Preparation H will keep you from having any hemorrhoids in your mouth. Guaranteed!

Sister mistook spray deodorant for her hair spray. No time to wash it out of her hair before class. She said she got several compliments on the way her hair looked that day.

Once, when I was a young college student, I kept windex by my sink to clean my glasses (this was when they were made of actual glass). After all, it reduced the number of products I needed to buy.

So, I caught a cold, with terrible sore throat and fever so I got out the chloraseptic. Yes, you can see where this is going.

I can aver that windex really killed that cold virus fast. My fever went down in less than a day. However, I really wouldn’t recommend this as a cold treatment.