Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 06, 2021

there’s a time and a place in order to crack jokes as well as you have to know your audience

I don’t think that even the SOCO team would want to process that “crime scene!!”

/SNARK/

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

Are you neat?

HUH!!! – I plead the 5th.

Clean it or your phone is gone for a week. Of course, any 12 year old boy can find advantages in being untraceable.

He has his own bathroom‽

Uh!!! NEAT???

That’s why you shouldn’t joke around him

Look’s like dad gave him a smack

Proper punishment!

Neat? Better than I used to be

One too many……

your dad wasn’t joking when he said it. that should have been a clue on how you should have responded.

I’d just put crime scene tape up at the door.

I like the old saying: I’m clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy.

The authorities hath arriven.

Looks like he’s giving his dad the “pink eye”… I couldn’t resist.